Excerpts from a bridal shop....

Young man: So, these tuxes aren’t too tight, right?
Me (as I am taking measurements: No. That is why I am taking measurements, so that the tuxedo will fit you as well as possible.
Young man: I just don’t want it to fit me like a condom!
Me: Well...I do not think there should be any worry of that.

Also, most overused bridal term of the week: "vintage-y." As in, "Ooh, this is vintage-y, right?" Vintage is a pretty broad term, ladies. Explore what specific qualities you appreciate in certain "vintage" trends, and bring those descriptions instead.